TURNT UP? more like learnt up. stay in school
good morning class, today we’ll be learning about how life is arbitrary and unfair. i didnt even read any of your essays but you all failed
*passive aggressive mom dramatically putting away dishes and denying help*
Mom, are you sure you don’t want any help?
no I don’t need any help I can do it all by myself just like I do everything in this house, by myself…..
when ur mum looks through ur stuff without permission
love how kids introduce themselves like “hello im johnny im five years old i know how to read” yeah cool i didnt ask for your life story asshole
if you click a link its either a virus or a rick roll its like internet russian roulette
imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”GO CHOP SOME LUMBER
"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"
"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."
"There are jars in the kitchen waiting to be opened"