what if doorbells went dong ding instead of ding dong
don’t say something like that
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
i wonder how i’m gonna die. will i be shot because they’re jealous of my massive penis? car crash because i’m distracted by my massive penis? die of old age, i have a massive penis
My mom was born in 1969 so some of her usernames have a 69 at the end and I haven’t found an appropriate way to tell her why she can’t do this
does getting a septum piercing hurt?
it hurts the people that care about you
i started the selfie olympics in 2008.
you seriously think im wearing light wash flared jeans in 2014?
i want to kiss you and take cute pictures with you and go on stupid dates but I also want kill you for making me feel things
you only realise how bad the jokes on this site are until you actually say one out loud